BONZO DOG BAND Beast Of Bonzos 33 1/3 rpm LP Neil Innes MONTY PYTHON

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HELLO
, and
WELCOME
to
kentuckyrebel'srock'n'rollheaven
, where I've specialized in selling
MUSIC MEMORABILIA
for nearly
TWENTY YEARS
on
eBAY
(and
MANY MORE YEARS
in the outside world, long before the advent of online auctions)!
THANKS
, too, for the interest in my music group's last
CD
, "
LISTEN UP... IT'S THE ECHOES
"--free downloadable samples being
AVAILABLE ONLINE
at AllMusic and, of course,
THE ECHOES OFFICIAL WEBSITE
--and for the overwhelming response to our follow-up
CD
, "
NOW HEAR THIS
," online and in stores now!
The
WINNER
of this "kentuckyrebel"
AUCTION
will receive
ONE
(1) 100% original,
RARE
, and vintage
TWELVE (12") INCH 33 1/3 rpm
(not a cassette, CD, or 8-track tape; but vinyl) long-playing (
LP
) record
ALBUM
by the
BONZO DOG BAND
(featuring
MONTY PYTHON
friend and colleague
NEIL INNES
) titled:
"
BEAST OF THE BONZOS
"... the
BONZOS
, of course, having been regulars on the pre-
PYTHON
BBC TV show "
DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SET
" (with
ERIC IDLE
,
TERRY JONES
, and
MICHAEL PALIN
) and appearing in
THE BEATLES
' made-for-TV movie "
MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR
!"
Gatefold
JACKET
shows LIGHT edge wear, ringwear scuffing, SMALL corner "dings," and SLIGHT printer's defect on inside flap (where some of the colors bled SLIGHTLY onto white of opposite flap). Absolutely
NO SEAM SPLITS
,
STAINS
,
TAPE
,
TEARS
, or
WRITING
of any kind! Would
FRAME
quite
NICELY
(for those of you who like
DISPLAYING
their
LPs
for all to see).
VINYL
shows average play (with two (2) to three (3) very visible, but not at all audible scuffs per side; playing
PERFECTLY
on my Numark turntable) and has wonderfully
CLEAN LABELS
on both sides--my hating to GRADE my items anymore since so many sellers seem to abuse the old Goldmine system: adding a plethora of plusses with their own definitions of VG, EX, NM, etc. However, as my
FEEDBACK STATES
, I don't sell junk (since I, personally, don't like buying junk on eBay--or anywhere else, for that matter); and feel certain that this auction is
SURE TO PLEASE
the fellow
VINYL COLLECTOR
and / or
CONNOISSEUR
(especially at the
OPENING BID
)!*
NOTE
: This
LP AUCTION
is only
ONE
among
MANY
I'll be listing
THIS WEEKEND
and in the
MANY MONTHS
to come; so put me on your
FAVORITE SELLERS
list and sign up for my
FREE
eBay
STORE NEWSLETTER
, all you fellow
VINYL LOVERS
!
*As both my eBay
FEEDBACK
and
NOTES
from
HAPPY BIDDERS
can attest, I tend to GRADE my items a bit HARSHLY; but would rather a
WINNING BIDDER
be pleasantly
SURPRISED
(as opposed to extremely disappointed) with any
TRANSACTION
.
I always
COMBINE SHIPPING
on multiple auctions, and prefer to ship items by
PRIORITY MAIL
(available if asked for), but will make concessions since
MEDIA MAIL
is so much more inexpensive when able to be used. And, in the case of
ALL MEDIA ITEMS
I have listed, I'll
SHIP ALL THE BOOKS, CDs, DVDs, MAGAZINES, NEWSPAPERS, PHOTOS, RECORDS, SHEET MUSIC, OR VIDEOS YOU CARE TO WIN
for the low price of
.00 MEDIA MAIL
, with
TRACKING
, for all
ITEMS PAID FOR IN A SINGLE TRANSACTION
(meaning
DON'T PAY 'TIL ALL OF THE AUCTIONS YOU'RE BIDDING ON HAVE ENDED
)!
I also
REFUND
any amount overpaid on
POSTAGE
--although given I always add
INSURANCE
, and the fact eBay takes 10% of shipping off the top, I tend to lose money on, rather than profit from,
POSTAL COSTS
.
Reluctantly, with the
USPS
having continued to
RAISE THEIR RATES FOR ITEMS LEAVING THE COUNTRY
--which all but killed my
OVERSEAS SALES
--coupled with eBay's insisting I provide
TRACKING
and PayPal insisting I add
INSURANCE
, I joined the eBay
GLOBAL SHIPPING PROGRAM
in hopes of saving my buyers money, but have since found out that this isn't always so. In cases such as these, I'm more than happy to look into
OVERSEAS POSTAGE
myself, when asked, and definitely recommend this for buyers wanting to make
MULTIPLE PURCHASES
since eBay's
GLOBAL SHIPPING
doesn't tend to
COMBINE SHIPPING
, and I can usually save my customers a considerable amount when handling
SHIPMENT
for them directly.
As this is an
AUCTION
--and not a
DEPARTMENT STORE
--I don't accept
RETURNS
; but since I try to be as thorough as possible in my descriptions, always include
INSURANCE
at my own expense, and (as my
FEEDBACK
notes) am known for my
PACKING ABILITIES
, there should be no foreseeable problems. I'm also known for my "
LIGHT YEAR
" / speedy
SHIPMENT
upon receiving
PAYMENT
; and always
NOTIFY
my buyers when payment is received and their item has
SHIPPED
!
THANK YOU
for looking; and
PLEASE
feel free to
CONTACT ME
with any
QUESTIONS
you have about this or any other of my eBay
AUCTIONS
, check my eBay
STORE
, read my
ABOUT ME
page, ask about my music group
THE ECHOES
, and please check out my other
AUCTIONS
on eBay
THIS WEEKEND
!